Here there be dragons... or something.

slavicafire:

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I love the wording of this. any science news, especially relating to space (and webb) automatically sound like poetry to me and then when they’re also written like that… oh how beautiful.

inber:

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BLAAARGH!! PUT THE COALS WITHIN MY MOUTH! ROAST YOUR FOOLISH MARSHED MALLOWS!! COLLECT THE ASHES FROM MY ASS TRAY and dispose of them responsibly, especially if they are still warm, fires are no joke. Uh. BLAARGH!!

en-theos:

In the crooks of your body, I find my religion.

-Marcus Tullius Cicero, Epistulae ad Atticum

probablymoons:

its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

petermorwood:

liberalsarecool:

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Billionaires have bigger character flaws. Friends don’t let friends simp for billionaires.

Not “astronaut”, just “space cadet”.

forgotn1:

thankyouforthefunny:

assiraphales:

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

For y’all in the notes saying “well actually rock n roll and the food here were made by marginalized communities who were discriminated against” I hate to break it to you but you’re like two steps away from saying “well black people and Mexicans aren’t actually American the same way white people are” because whatever the reason, whether it was through oppression or not, BIPOC have influenced American culture an incredible amount and it’s so disrespectful and racist to say they don’t actually count as Americans

American culture isn’t exclusively white culture. American culture is far deeper and more diverse than that.

shrineart:
“humblegrub:
“juniperlefae:
“laughingsquid:
“The Worst Attraction in Every State
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Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—
Jesus H. Christ
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get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip
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THE NOAH’S ARK MADE IT ON...

shrineart:

humblegrub:

juniperlefae:

laughingsquid:

The Worst Attraction in Every State

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

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Jesus H. Christ

get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip

THE NOAH’S ARK MADE IT ON HERE THANK YOU

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

aqueerkettleofish:

politijohn:

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Source

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That’s like $2.15m per well. Which, considering how much they made off of those wells, is chump change.

krakensdottir:

talesfromtreatment:

This was 30 minutes of surgery time


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unalivenote:

kulluto:

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death note is literally a comedy

the ENTIRETY of Death Note is just a 37-episode long version of this

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