do you ever wonder why we’re here?
It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
What? I meant why are we here, on tumblr, endlessly reblogging. What was all that stuff about god?
October 7 seems so far away….
I HAVE AWOKEN
I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel
hahahah, this is adorable!
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
“Even the most powerful demons merely plagiarize the worst thoughts and fears of mortals, and build their realms with no other ambition than to taste life." —FIRST ENCHANTER JOSEPHUS; TRANQUILITY AND THE ROLE OF THE FADE IN HUMAN CULTURE.
young vanguards charging for the first time by accident
young vanguards nearly knocking out walls when they sneeze and end up halfway down the hall
young vanguards trying to teach themselves how to control their charges and ending up going in the complete opposite direction
If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
theres only so much a man can handle
Spectre Major Kaidan Alenko, off-duty